Every Los Angeles resident is a snob about something, but only an elite few are snobs about pretension itself. But what’s an anti-snob snob to do in Los Angeles when their tummy rumbles? Green smoothies are out of the question, as is anything artisanal or organic. Nay, the staple food of the anti-snob snob is fast food. Here are the top three fast food restaurants in LA for people who eschew pretension and cardiovascular health.
3Burger King at La Brea and Sunset
This Burger King is great because not only is it right in the part of Hollywood that nobody is ever proud to be in, but I also one time walked here with no shoes on and then cleaned my dirty feet off with napkins right in the restaurant and nobody said a thing. (I was 21 and drunk, it’s right across the street from Happy Endings, BK and I were made for each other at that time and I don’t apologize.)
2Jack in the Box at Highland and Fountain
This is my personal Jack in the Box, though any Jack in the Box in town will work in a pinch. Their curly fries are amazing, and you’ll feel like a real, average American eating them. Jack in the Box is normcore, if that was a thing we cared about, which we totally don’t.
1Pollo Campero near Sunset and Western
This chicken place is a couple blocks west of Western, but I don’t remember the street name and don’t want to look it up. This place is perfect for the anti-snob snob because it smells exactly, 100%, all the time, exactly like farts. There’s nothing more anti-snobby than eating in a fart-scented establishment and not even flinching. This will really show the pretentious assholes of LA what a chill-ass bitch you are.
There you have it, the 3 Best Fast Food Restaurants For The Anti-Snob Snob.
I hope you’ve found this article to be really helpful, and that I’ve given you a taste (haha!) of the non-snobby food options available in LA. But don’t go to In and Out. That shit is for hipsters.
