Scientists warn that the people of Los Angeles need to prepare for an earthquake that has the potential for mass destruction, yet most Angelenos could not be less concerned about preparing for the inevitable disaster. The following are six quick and easy items to help you have an emergency kit prepared for the looming destruction of Los Angeles.

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1Bottled Water

You probably already have cases of water in your house, so set aside a few bottles next time a small rumble reminds you of the impending danger that is always hanging over you.

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2High Calorie Food Bars

Post-earthquake life won’t be filled with artisanal cheese and fine wine, so maybe next time you’re at Whole Foods, take the time to toss a couple protein bars in your cart.

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3Flashlight & Batteries

Take five minutes out of your busy day to buy some batteries and a flashlight because when the power grid is knocked out and all lights are off, you will still want to be able to take selfies with your Polaroid camera at night to take your mind off the fact that your house is now in the sea.

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4Waterproof Matches

Ever find yourself aimlessly shopping on Amazon? Of course you do, so why not add a package of this essential emergency kit item to your cart. Maybe it will even get you to the amount needed for free shipping.

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5Multitool

 

So you didn’t reach the free shipping with the matches? Add a multitool to your cart, and continue shopping to take your mind off the danger that is quickly approaching.

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6Local Maps

Waze and Google Maps won’t work after the earthquake. Thankfully, you can take my advice and prepare for this by having a local map. Now, after the Big One, you’ll know how to get to the newly formed cliff overlooking the ocean where your favorite Starbucks used to be.

So there you have it.

Six quick and easy items to throw together in hopes of being at least minimally prepared for the Big One. Now bury them in your closet and forget about them because thinking about this inevitable destruction is a real bummer.