Kanye West didn’t put out a Christmas album. But, Local Business Comedy did put out an full album Christmas parody of Yeezus called Kreezus. Some of the tracks include “Red Hat Head” (“Black Skinhead”), “New Sleighs” (“New Slaves”) and “Lights on the Trees” (“Blood on the Leaves”).
Kreezus offers Christmas-themed lyrics that match up perfectly with the original beats from Yeezus. Here’s a handful of some of the best lyrics from the album.
“How many gifts am I dropping off? Let me say I lost count, I don’t give a fuck.”
2. Red Hat Head
“They see a fat man with a white beard and riding a sleigh with the bells that go ding dong.”
3. I Am a Claus
“I just talked to Jesus. He said, ‘What up Keezus?’ I said, ‘Climbing buildings, trying to gift these children.'”
4. New Sleighs
“Used to only be trash lids! Now every body’s sleighin’. Spendin’ everything on Ski-Do things, new sleighs.”
5. Hold My Egg Nog
“Krampus had me dead.”
6. I’m In It (The Chimney)
“Damn your bricks very rough. Covered up in soot and stuff. And I think I see a dead bird. Ho ho ho is what ya heard.”
7. Lights on the Trees
“All want something from me. Then they sit up on me. There’s no gift without me. We could have been snow buddies. Thought you’d be nice kids bout it. Now I know you naughty. So let’s fly on wit it.”
8. Milk Trip
“Almond milk, and milk on ice. She get her gifts. I’m eating mine.”
9. Gift It Up
“Making gifts bitch, call me elvish. Toys ‘R Us can call me selfish. My toy trains got em jealous. Kreezus killin’ while I’m drillin’.”
10. Wrapped 2
“I know you’re tired of presents, of presents. With nobody to gift, nobody, nobody. Just gift somebody, this holiday party. With nobody to gift, nobody, nobody. (Ho-Ho, Santa)”
and my personal favorite…
“Baby, you still think that I’m fictitious? Maybe, but who be giftin’ all your wishes?”
Get this Christmas bumping with Kreezus. The whole album is available to stream below.
