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Straight, White Male Fears His Reign In Hollywood Is Nearing An End

Patrick Wharton, a straight, white male, woke up in a panic yesterday morning, fearing that his reign in Hollywood might soon be over. Patrick,...

Woman Begrudgingly Takes Her Parents to the La Brea Tar Pits

This past weekend, Rosie Alvarez, after much protest, had no choice but to take her visiting parents to the La Brea Tar Pits. “It started...