Well, this is a bummer.
After 9 years of brewing fresh coffee and tea for Silver Lake residents, local coffee shop, Bean Machine, has finally decided to give up and move back home to Indiana. Though well-known among the rest...
A Southern California storm came and went but not before Walter Dunn, an entrepreneur and resident of Echo Park, charged $145 dollars per jar of the rarest substance LA has ever seen-- rain from the sky.
“I feel that rain...
During a stretch of moderate afternoon rain earlier this week, Los Angeles’ population of ignorant asshole drivers loudly commented that none of the assholes in this city know how to drive.
“It’s unbe-goddamn-lievable,” said Culver City jag-off Charlie Sambach while...
Popular geo-positioning app Waze introduced the “I Am Not an Insane Person and I Value My Life” feature on Friday, broadening its user base to include people who are fine with their trip taking a minute longer if it...
During his company’s annual sexual harassment seminar, Zachary Miller, 56, asked a series of inappropriate and potentially incriminating questions, while his co workers uncomfortably watched him dig himself into a deeper, and deeper hole.
“I just wanna know what I...
UC Santa Barbara student Mary Carson was devastated this past weekend after discovering that her relationship with two high school friends was a ploy to gain access to her beach side apartment and university meal plan.
“I sensed something was...
Hi, I see that you’ve just gotten another parking ticket. I’ve been there too. It’s kind of what being an Angeleno is all about. Mind if I offer you a small kernel of advice? I just want to clarify...
After a tense standoff that lasted weeks and threatened to destabilize the entire region, roommates Jason Temple and Bryce Howard announced today that diplomacy had prevailed in their peace talks over the pile of dishes in the sink.
In a...
Three days after his Lyft driver Mikey dropped him off, Quinn Hood is still wondering if he'll ever see his new friend again. "I've lived in LA for about 3 years now, and I have friends, but this felt like...
It’s been a little while since we’ve seen each other, hasn’t it? I hope you’ve been keeping busy. I know that I have. Oh, and before you ask, the answer is yes. I’m still getting around to reading that...