Take It From Me, Those Parking Tickets Are Still Valid Even If You Eat...
Hi, I see that you’ve just gotten another parking ticket. I’ve been there too. It’s kind of what being an Angeleno is all about....
Breakthrough Reached in Peace Talks with Roommate over Pile of Dishes in Sink
After a tense standoff that lasted weeks and threatened to destabilize the entire region, roommates Jason Temple and Bryce Howard announced today that diplomacy...
Man Wonders If He’ll Ever See the Lyft Driver He Befriended Again
Three days after his Lyft driver Mikey dropped him off, Quinn Hood is still wondering if he'll ever see his new friend again. "I've lived...
Local Woman Can’t Wait to Stand in Lines at new Harry Potter World
Katie Messier of Studio City has one goal: Going to the Wizarding World of Harry Potter opening day, regardless of the lines. “I don’t...
Straight, White Male Fears His Reign In Hollywood Is Nearing An End
Patrick Wharton, a straight, white male, woke up in a panic yesterday morning, fearing that his reign in Hollywood might soon be over. Patrick,...
Opinion: I Could Swim Across The Tar Pit Without Getting Stuck
The thing is that I’m way better than all those dumb animals that got stuck in the tar pit.
What were those animals even trying...
Meet The Cyclist Who Thinks He’s A Car
They say America is the place where you can be anything you want to be. Well wait ‘til you meet this man.
This is Randall...
LA Landlords Now Accept “Great Exposure” in Lieu of Rent
The Southern California Property Owner’s Association has announced that effective immediately, landlords in the greater Los Angeles area will now rent out apartments, lofts,...
Exposed! LA Newcomer Outed for Mispronouncing Cahuenga
High-fiving at a birthday party in Burbank, 26 year old Los Angeles native Natalie Morales and her friends were delighted to announce that they...
Unsung Hero: When This Woman Saw A Driver Littering From His Car, She Followed...
In a town where it’s easy to get swept up with all the big personalities and celebrities, we tend to forget the everyday people...