Ten Ready-Made Excuses For Why You Can’t Pick Up A Friend From LAX
We've all been there: A friend asks you for a ride to the airport and you really don't want to do it. (My friend...
Woman Still Recovering From Holiday Involving Father’s Sex Life Update
22 year-old Jolene Robertson remains in intensive care this weekend, still suffering from the wounds of a Christmas dinner conversation that veered out of...
Beverly Hills Neighborhood Terrorized by Serial Vapist
Residents near Beverly Gardens Park are shocked their neighborhood has become the site of multiple vapes police believe are the work of a serial...
Local Business Executive Decides to Buy Playboy Mansion for the Articles
"Of course I'm not buying it for the naked women and sex parties," exclaimed Los Angeles business executive Grant Weber, who put in an...
3 Places to Illegally Shop With Your Dog Where No One Cares
Who wants to do menial tasks, such as running errands, all alone? LA is lonely enough. And with that LA schedule, the only quality...
Beach Blanket Sales Skyrocket Angelenos Resolve to “Start Going to the Beach”
While Angelenos plans their 2016 resolutions, beach blankets are flying off store racks as people resolve to visit L.A.'s shores more often.
Target store shopper...
Celebrity Sells Ridiculously Expensive Home to Other Celebrity
A well known film actress has just sold her Hollywood Hills home to musician for the hefty sum of $9.5 million, roughly $9 million more than...
Group Goes to Joshua Tree Without Drugs, Discover Desert Fucking Sucks
It took only three hours in Joshua Tree for a group of stone cold sober Echo Park residents to realize the desert was not...
Nike Store Requires You Ascend 7 Flights of Stairs To Get To Sitting Around...
Nike’s new West Coast flagship store, Nike The Grove, is a three-story, 31,000-square-foot store that requires you to walk up seven flights of stairs just to...
7 Events In L.A. This January To Feel REAL Out Of Place At
A Featured Exhibit At Literally Any Museum
Chances are you’ve met some cultured friends in the city, and one of them asks you to attend...