Tag: actor
Straight, White Male Fears His Reign In Hollywood Is Nearing An...
Patrick Wharton, a straight, white male, woke up in a panic yesterday morning, fearing that his reign in Hollywood might soon be over. Patrick,...
Actor Adds Friends to Mailing List, Instantly Ostracized
An actor instantly lost all her friends this week after she spammed them with news of her upcoming play via her professional email list.
“I...