Terry Barton, of Miracle Mile vowed to never again use the Hot Topless Maids cleaning service after noticing the bare-chested maid missed a spot.
“I paid good money to have a woman come to my apartment, expose her breasts, and clean my apartment and she didn’t even clean under the couch,” Said Barton. “Her semi-nude body was a 10, but her cleaning was sub-par.”
The Hot Topless Maids Service prides itself on the the nudity of their maids, as well as their efficiency, advertising, “It’s the only fun way to get a thorough cleaning of your place while being entertained.” Barton disagreed with the assessment of their thoroughness.
“After I achieved self-stimulated climax, Zelda, the topless maid, started to pack up.” Barton recalled, “I was like, ‘woah woah woah, did you clean the inside of the microwave? It’s filthy with ragu.'”
“I called Hot Topless Maids to figure out why this happened, they were rude and got defensive accusing me of misunderstanding the service.” Barton explained, “Hot Topless Maids was not willing to send Zelda or any of her topless associates back to finish the job and clean under the couch while once again exposing their breasts, so I asked for some of my money back.” Barton paid $169 for the two hours of topless cleaning service and received no reimbursement for partial services.
Inspecting the top of his bookshelf with a white glove, Barton clicked his tongue a few times as he gathered a bit of dust on his index finger. “In the future I will seek the services of other topless cleaning professionals.”