Noting that her apartment is obviously located in Glendale, sources confirmed Sunday that Kelly Moore is totally full of shit for claiming to live in the bordering neighborhood of Atwater Village.
Suspecting that the 28-year-old writer’s assistant is embarrassed about living in a boring neighborhood, those close to the situation claim that Moore will frequently go to irritating lengths to convince everyone she lives somewhere cool.
“I instagrammed a picture of myself eating a portabella sandwich at this place in Atwater, last week, and Kelly commented on it and was like, ‘ha ha that’s atwater life for u. luv my ‘hood so much’’,” said 27-year-old friend, and Echo Park resident, Becky Ryers. “I just rolled my eyes because everyone knows that Brian Fennell gave her a ride home from a party once and that he had to drive, like, really far down Brand to get to her place.”
Moore, who has an “8-1-8” area code, has also been known to wear a shirt with the phrase, “It’s An Atwater Thing, You Wouldn’t Understand” emblazoned on the front, and will occasionally go to extremes to protect her secret.
“One time, in the office, I mentioned that I live by The Americana,” said 31-year-old Mark Rodriguez, a co-worker of Moore’s. “She made fun of me for a full minute until I was like, ‘Kelly, you live in the building next to mine. I’ve seen you a million times.’” Rodriguez then claims that Moore “freaked out” and immediately pulled the fire alarm, evacuating the entire building before anyone could overhear.
While many are annoyed with Moore’s antics, some are taking a more empathetic view of the situation.
“I wish she didn’t feel so compelled to lie about where she lives, just because it’s not cool or hip. She’s a good person with a kind heart and that’s all that matters”, commented 29-year-old friend of Moore’s, Jenny Minks, a total fucking liar who claims to live in Los Feliz even though she so obviously lives in Koreatown.
